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Meet the Manson Family Singers. That's Tom Nevin & Hilary Schwartz to your right, the songwriting genius founders of the comedy-country supergroup.

Soon the photo gallery will include me sweating it like John Bonham/Bill Ward/Vince Nudo, on the 'kit.

BTW can anyone explain "Fairies Wear Boots" to me?

We had a warm-up, false debut some time ago. The secret's out, the real debut is March 4 at Dodge City. Damn it, we are getting tight! Come see us perform this dense roster of hits:

Whiskey Dick
Red State Woman, Blue State Man
Country Jews
Saggy Boobs
I Hope My Baby Comes Out White
Jesus Is My Designated Driver

& many others that are just as funny, but don't have as funny titles (Prison Song, Camp Song, etc.)!

Plus, COWBELL!

What Have I Been Doing This Summer?

Watching it bake on by. I just went to the flea market for my allotted 30 minutes of cancer-baiting.

Belatedly falling in love with Black Sabbath. The pioneers. The best. Forever. SABBATH!

Learning drums. Listening to Priestess and Black Sabbath with my ginormous headphones on and picking out the drum part, over and over. Going to the studio with Ivan to rehearse. (Okay that's only happened once so far but it's going to continue.)

Some other things that I can't tell you because It's Not That Kind Of Blog. (But it's probably not what you think. It's most likely not as good as you think. Unless you think I murdered someone. It's better than that.)

And I baked a cake.

Some thrifting. There is no thrill to compare with getting some cheap t-shirt for close to what it actually should be worth. But even Beacon's Closet is too expensive for me now. Yesterday I got a skirt, dress, and two t-shirts for $48, but minus the $16 credit for some stuff I got that I maybe paid two dollars for (a one-piece Budweiser swimsuit that was too small for me (and too big for the other person I know who would really like it) and some gold sandals this woman at work gave me). So I paid around $34, really. Which isn't bad. I can and sometimes do pay Beacon's prices, but it is less of a thrill. The same haul would have been about $12 at M***. So the bargain aspect is definitely a draw. I can't tell you about the really cheap places because then all three of you might go there and ruin them for me.

I guess just tell me if you want to go thrifting with me. If you want to go with me, it's a different story.