Why I Want To Be A Star, And A Plug For An Expired Event.

Isabelle Huppert, hot French actress of a certain age, was the subject of a photography show. She is a) ravishingly beautiful and b) old enough to be a great-grandmother in Maine. I am sure the purveyors of beauty secrets bury her in an avalanche of freebies to help her preserve her hotness.

This brings us to the reason I want to be a star. I don't have the time or the resources to find the best products. I want to make it in showbiz just enough to help my anti-aging efforts. When you are a celebrity, spa people start coming out of the woodwork.

I'll bet Isabelle Huppert complains about all the free products and spa people that clutter her hot French life.